Gretchen: Mr. Zuckerberg was cheating on his final exam?
Eduardo: I’d rather not answer that, Gretchen.
Gretchen: And why not?
Eduardo: Because I’m not suing him for cheating on his final exam. That’s not what friends do.
Gretchen: Well, you just told us he was cheating.
Eduardo: Oops. You told your lawyers I was torturing animals?
Sy: No, he didn’t tell us about it at all. Our litigators are capable of finding a Crimson article. In fact, when we raised the subject with him, he defended you.